Monday, September 19, 2011

GLAMOUR GARBAGE Vs. GLAMOUR GOLD: Fashion Week Edition

Remember, when I exposed the garbage before? My, those were some smells revelations, right?! Anywho, a lil' birdie reminded me that NY fashion week was long over (the London Fashion Week has started), and I had better get to delivering  on my promise of digging out the garbage and holding on to the gold. Or else, I would get a bad name. And, no birthday gifts.

Hmm, the said birdie just happens to share the same parents as I, and so I did what I was supposed to do. I flung my arms in the air, almost ignored her, and then retorted "None for you too." As in birthday gifts.

But, I adore this bird, and she really pampers my son to the moon. I also didn't want my sis bird sis to coo sweet nothings in my son's ear, which would give his mommy a bad name. And, no birthday gifts. A-uh, not happening!

Soooo, gifts galore for you, my gentle giraffes! Look below and take a funky trip down the NY Fashion week and uncover fashion gems, but just toss out the garbage gum!

GUM

A.L.C. Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear Peter Pilotto Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear
ALC Spring RTW 2012                                                                                                                                               Peter Pilotto Spring RTW 2012       
Umm, the print is doing nothing to help the awkward shape                                           This dress reminds me of a slimy spotted sea creature. Ugh!                                             
Verdict: Chewed gum. Quick disposal.                                                                                Verdict: Should remain below water only. Gum.


Antonio Berardi Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear Burberry Prorsum Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear
Antonio Berardi Spring RTW 2012                                                                                                        Burberry Porsum Spring RTW 2012
Look, there is some weird growth on the jacket!                                                                  Now, there is some weird growth on the skirt!
Verdict: Non-long lasting flavored gum. Dump.                                                          Verdict: Sticky situation. Garbage.


.302666666666666 [my son just banged these keys on the keyboard. He meant to say "Hi"]


Betsey Johnson Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear Michael Angel Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear
Betsey Johnson Spring RTW 2012                                                                                                            Michael Angel Spring RTW 2012
I see a lot of things wrong with this outfit. And, a possible                                         Are we supposed to ignore the fact that the dress
camel toe is not helping either!                                                                                                        has been designed upside down? Are we?
Verdict: Bag it! Garbage.                                                                                                                    Verdict: Going south! But, I'll take the jacket.


Alexander Wang Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear Yigal AzrouĆ«l Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear
Alexander Wang Spring RTW  2012                                                                                                                   Yigal Azrouel Spring RTW 2012
These are nothing but layers of garbage bags. And they call                                                 I am having  big issues with 
it Sporty! Gah!                                                                                                                                                        these big pants. You see what I see?
Verdict: Do I even have to give it?                                                                                                         Verdict: Brown paper bags. Dump. Gum.




________________________________________________________________________________________________


GOLD


Ralph Lauren Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear Custo Barcelona Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear
Ralph Lauren Spring RTW 2012                                                                                                            Custo Barcelona Spring RTW 2012
Now this is what a summer should look like                                                                       The cut is edgy and mix of texture is lovey
Verdict: Buy                                                                                                                                                Verdict: Total lustworthy  from head to toe. Keep Keep


Barbara Tfank Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear Tory Burch Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear
Barbara Tfank Spring RTW 2012                                                                                                                               Tory Burch Spring RTW 2012
The dress had me at the neckline...aaah~                                                                                              These velvet appliques are cute
Verdict: Print and leather never looked this good. Gold                                                             Verdict: Whimsical summer top. Gold


Jill Stuart Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear Victoria Beckham Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear
Jill Stuart Spring RTW 2012                                                                                                                                Victoria Beckham Spring RTW 2012
Culottes with a soft print. Sign me up!                                                                                             Leather tights, ink blue. Rebel anyone?
Verdict: Nude gold! Spend the moolah.                                                                                     Verdict: Total edgy look; may do without leather leggings. But, Gold for sure


Cynthia Rowley Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear Gap Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear
Cynthia Rowley Spring RTW 2012                                                                                                       Gap Spring RTW 2012
Print mixing never looked this gorgeous!                                                                             There is absolutely nothing wrong with denim on denim
Verdict: Gold shoes! What's not to love. Buy.                                                                    Verdict: Gold gold gold!


Gap Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear
Gap Spring RTW 2012
I don't care about the clothes here...got it? 


So, what's your verdict darlings? Need Love to hear what you've got!

Muaah!

3 comments:

  1. Check out the latest collection of leather jacket
    by angeljackets.com, made up with the best leather material to ensure you to provide our quality product within your accessible budget without any doubt.

    ReplyDelete
  2. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete